girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life
please dont ever use this pickup line
the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
"I’m not very good at talking to people, especially those with whom I’m a casual acquaintance. Frozen has seriously helped me ‘break the ice’ as so many people love it."
The Doctor: Oh, I’d love you to come!
This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.
It’s still hillarious.
CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER
I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life
why the fuck does that look like elijah wood